It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which